Chuckie went to the stylist and kafoom.
Kafoom or Kaboom? OH, NO. I'm lame. (Sheesh)
I received presents again.
Created a Facebook badge.
Cherie says that I could find the badge builder on your Facebook's profile frontpage, where you can see your widgets. I've built mine and edited it.
Click on it to view my profile.
You'll know you're Asian when...
(Japanese/Chinese/Korean)
Source: http://honey-tea.org/
Er, checkboxes are ticked, or not ticked. :)
☐ Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm
☑ Your dad is some sort of engineer (previously, or now)
☐ Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15
☑ You ask your parents to help on one math problem and 2 hours later, they're still lecturing
☑ You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry
☐ At sometime in your life you've felt short
☑ Everyone thinks you're "Chinese", no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
☑ You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life (when I was young)
☑ You always hear how great so-and-so's son or daughter is
☐ You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest, or library
☐ Your parent's say, "Don't forget your heritage"
☐ You drive mostly Japanese cars
☐ You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
☑ You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs
☐ At least once, you've started a joke with, "Confucius said..."
☑ You know what bok choy is
☑ You've ever gotten little red envelopes around February...
☐ Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors
☑ You hear your name plus eee (optional) plus ya! everytime someone calls you (ex. Jean-ee-yah or Mary-yah)
☐ You have NO eyelashes
☐ Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages like the ever-so-popular: "ching chong woo bok chi, etc..."
☐ Carry at least 1000 of pictures with you wherever you go; pictures of only Asians
☐ The bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopi) was last night's dinner
☐ Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher
☑ At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
☑ Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In China (or other native country), we studied even more"
☐ Your parents expect you'll be best friends with anyone off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian
☑ An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well, then, is it your sister?"
☑ Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs, or both
☐ Your parents say, "Calculus!? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
☐ Everyone thinks you're good at math, except your parents who think you're slow
☑ Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
☐ You like $1.75 movies
☐ You like $1.50 movies even more
☑ Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever popular lime green
☐ Your parents insist you marry within your race
☐ You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation oriental food.
☐ You either really, really want to go to UC or really, really want to stay away from it
☑ Your parents have never kissed you
☑ Your parents have never kissed each other
☑ You say "Aiya!" frequently.
☑ You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents.
☐ You hear: "You want a stereo!? When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
☐ People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and asks you to translate
☑ You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle"
☑ You have 12+ aunts and uncles
☐ At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert
☐ Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "See? Still good. Eat."
☑ The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses, thick glasses
☑ You will most likely be taller than your parents
☑ Your parents have either made you play the piano, violin, or both
☐ You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't
☐ When going to other people's houses, you always have to bring a gift
☐ Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink strips at the top
☐ Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both
☑ Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV
☑ The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations, or any of the rest of the furniture
☐ You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and strange smelling unknown substances in your pantry used as medicine
☑ You own a rice cooker or two
☑ You buy soy sauce by the gallon
☐ Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head
☐ Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going
☑ Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for "years to come"
☐ Your head burns in the summertime
☐ You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch
☐ You look 8 years younger than you really are
☐ You love coupons
☐ Your hair sticks up when you wake up
☑ You love to argue
☑ Your vision is worse than 20/500
☐ If you lose a dollar, you mope around more than 5 minutes
☑ Someone in your family owns a restaurant
☐ Your parents love to go to yard-sales
☐ You can't bear throwing things away
☑ You speak "Chinglish" which is 40% Chinese, 40% English, and 20% grunts
☐ Your parents want to live with you when you get old
☐ You love Jackie Chan
☐ Your parents never turn on the heater during the winter and tell you just to wear more clothes
☐ You're scared to dance
☐ You eat rice everyday
☐ Your fridge stinks
☐ Your parents are scary when they play mah-jong
☐ You eat at places with free-refills
☐ You did or you still slick your hair back
☑ Your mom takes the napkins, ketchup packs, and airline peanuts home after a trip
Guess what, it's more ☐ than ☑ , so I'm not asian? Lols.
Well uh, they will be all in pink and brown. 
And I know it's shocking to most of my friends. (I TOLD YOU IN MY PROFILE, I ******** **** CUTE, NOW!) Except the free one... No actually, it's just a subtle one. 
If you don't like the gift I gave you, you can choose that. 
Actually, I don't understand a word from him, but very awkwardly, that person do. 
)
But I've gotten tons of inspiration from this Level 30+ player.